Why white people riot...

Here, though, we riot when our local sports team beats a rival team, not in the finals, or the semifinals, but in the quarterfinals.

Whether it's actual hockey fans or anarchists using the crowd as a cover is anyone's guess, although the image gallery over at Fagstein's blog has an image of a hockey-flag waving fan next to a marijuana-tshirt-wearing delinquent, so maybe they're in cahoots! ;)



Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008
mir's picture

White people also riot to get children's toys. Teletubbies, Cabbage Patch Kids, and those weird stuffed things that you could sell on ebay for a bajillion dollars back in '98.

White people are stupid sometimes. Thank g-d we don't have the guts to own machetes, can you imagine getting machete'ed for a teletubby??

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