After committing 'mass virtual suicide' (hat tip: Mike), I'm feeling better and better about leaving Facebook.
Between [sheepishly] reconnecting to people I knew in grade school or high school, building relationships that shouldn't exist between ex-girlfriends, and being invited to the dumbest groups imaginable, I definitely do not miss Facebook.
"But everyone's on!"
I had no idea the paypal dude was part of some vast right-wing think tank (isn't that an oxymoron)?. Damn. I use paypal, like, all the fuckin' time.