As the last living person to not have played GTA IV yet (I'm holding out until I have, errr, time to play), I found this Apple Parody in GTA's "internet" hilarious:
THINK Fruit. THINK.
You are not thinking hard enough. Maybe you are a To$$er.
You are finally living.
Design has evolved to make your life worth living.
You are in a cocoon.
A fruit cocoon.
THE NEW IFRUIT PHONE
No storage capacity
I think it's time I start playing GTA IV. Apple fruits are fun to pick on. :p